Offered Without Comment

Pour a 40 Out on the Curb

for my 4G iPod. I think it's dead after two years. That's really too bad, it was a trooper and went through a lot.

Osama and Whitney Sitting in a Tree....

Osama apparently "had a crush on singer-cum-actress Whitney Houston and wanted to make her his wife after killing her husband Bobby Brown." I knew it, the world would be a better place if Osama's power were harnessed for good things (like offing Bobby Brown).