Dear General Motors:

I hope all of your executives, middle managers, accountants, product planners and marketing types are fired and never get rehired anywhere again. You saddle your American customers with crap like this:



Yet you give the Europeans options like the Captiva:



Now this Captiva is something somebody with a college degree and future earning potention might actually cross-shop against a RAV4 or a CR-V based on styling. Think about it, General, you could actually sell cars for reasons other than lowball price and incentives. Honda, Toyota, BMW, Audi, Mazda all do it. It even works for Cadillac.

Why not Chevy?